Episode #4958
Little Wienies
Wienie-Intern, Ben, made his first appearance at the studio to care for the crocks of Li'l Smokies and Li'l Polskas. On behalf of Kerry, Ben bought the Jack Daniels BBQ sauce. Ben's work friends wanted to know if Gina was "hot or not" as they had heard reports of both. Honestly, in the past, Gina has been both. Currently she's between "not" and "hot"; she's on the road to hotness.
Words of the Day
Boners
1. "Transformers are Dangerous" or "Megatron Must Be Stopped": A passenger wearing a t-shirt featuring the evil Transformer, Megatron, was stopped at Heathrow airport and informed that he could not fly whilst wearing the garment. Officials are evaluating their procedures, but cautioned, "If it's offensive, we don't want other passengers upset."
2. "I am Composting": An Iowa man claimed that he intended to compost several large bags of marijuana, not smoke it. Police did not believe the citizen and promptly arrested him on drug possession and intent to distribute charges.
3. "Hey! We Want Our Bracelets Back! Hurry Up In There!": A Salt Lake woman attempted to steal two bracelets from a pawn shop by swallowing the jewelry. When the clerk turned to some paperwork, Norma Porchas swallowed the two bracelets. The clerk noticed that the bracelets had disappeared and confronted Porchas. Ms. Porchas reportedly replied, "You can search me." A quick survey of the security video clearly showed Ms. Porchas ingesting the items in question.
Heathrow Airport security are Boners of the Day.
Your List Things That Must Go
Morning breath. The flavor of the corn-dog stick. Hotel soap and the rubbery feel it gives to your skin. Barf noises. Families that don't use the family locker room at the gym. Allowing children under 12-years-old into areas clearly marked as for people older than 12-years-old. People who wait for the closest parking space at the gym. People who don't shower before getting into the hot-tub. People who break into cars. People who think everything is a joke! "Stat!" People who treat a 19-year-old like a child. Spanish! Nineteen-year-old kids who want Spanish to "go." The media stigma surrounding comic or animated based literature. People who think Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering are the same thing. Take a bath! "Just for shiggles." Songs that "feature" another artist. "Baby bump." "Wackiness ensues." "Trifecta." Referring to September 11th as "9-1-1." Bill's voice on the sports-talk station discussing toe-fungus. X96 e-mail featuring the likeness of Artie Fufkin.
Parenting
One F.O.P wanted to know if Bill would take his own children to The Gay Pride parade. Bill probably isn't the parent to ask. Mrs. Bill recently congratulated Bill on teaching his son the phrase, "douche-bag", which Little Bill, in turn, is teaching to all of his friends.
Gina's Sign-off
"Annniiii!"
Little Wienies
Wienie-Intern, Ben, made his first appearance at the studio to care for the crocks of Li'l Smokies and Li'l Polskas. On behalf of Kerry, Ben bought the Jack Daniels BBQ sauce. Ben's work friends wanted to know if Gina was "hot or not" as they had heard reports of both. Honestly, in the past, Gina has been both. Currently she's between "not" and "hot"; she's on the road to hotness.
Words of the Day
- bohunk - Used as a disparaging term for a person from east-central Europe, especially a laborer.
- redolent - Having or emitting fragrance; aromatic.
Boners
1. "Transformers are Dangerous" or "Megatron Must Be Stopped": A passenger wearing a t-shirt featuring the evil Transformer, Megatron, was stopped at Heathrow airport and informed that he could not fly whilst wearing the garment. Officials are evaluating their procedures, but cautioned, "If it's offensive, we don't want other passengers upset."
2. "I am Composting": An Iowa man claimed that he intended to compost several large bags of marijuana, not smoke it. Police did not believe the citizen and promptly arrested him on drug possession and intent to distribute charges.
3. "Hey! We Want Our Bracelets Back! Hurry Up In There!": A Salt Lake woman attempted to steal two bracelets from a pawn shop by swallowing the jewelry. When the clerk turned to some paperwork, Norma Porchas swallowed the two bracelets. The clerk noticed that the bracelets had disappeared and confronted Porchas. Ms. Porchas reportedly replied, "You can search me." A quick survey of the security video clearly showed Ms. Porchas ingesting the items in question.
Heathrow Airport security are Boners of the Day.
Your List Things That Must Go
Morning breath. The flavor of the corn-dog stick. Hotel soap and the rubbery feel it gives to your skin. Barf noises. Families that don't use the family locker room at the gym. Allowing children under 12-years-old into areas clearly marked as for people older than 12-years-old. People who wait for the closest parking space at the gym. People who don't shower before getting into the hot-tub. People who break into cars. People who think everything is a joke! "Stat!" People who treat a 19-year-old like a child. Spanish! Nineteen-year-old kids who want Spanish to "go." The media stigma surrounding comic or animated based literature. People who think Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering are the same thing. Take a bath! "Just for shiggles." Songs that "feature" another artist. "Baby bump." "Wackiness ensues." "Trifecta." Referring to September 11th as "9-1-1." Bill's voice on the sports-talk station discussing toe-fungus. X96 e-mail featuring the likeness of Artie Fufkin.
Parenting
One F.O.P wanted to know if Bill would take his own children to The Gay Pride parade. Bill probably isn't the parent to ask. Mrs. Bill recently congratulated Bill on teaching his son the phrase, "douche-bag", which Little Bill, in turn, is teaching to all of his friends.
Gina's Sign-off
"Annniiii!"
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