RFH - 2009-03-02
Episode #5124
Days until contract expiration: 395
All the People Who Died, Died
Paul Harvey, legendary broadcaster and unyeilding fascist, passed away at the age of 90. Bill remembers going to work with his father and, at noon, stopping to eat lunch out of his Aladdin Stanley lunch bucket. Bill had milk, his father had Postum. Paul was one of a kind, and original, and he will be missed.
Secret Smells
The air-conditioner is running over time in an attempt to fumigate the weekend of 'eewwww.' Bill remarked that the studio had the smell of hair gel, sex, and ass.
Unforgettable Quote
"It's kind of a combination of different smells; hair gel, sex and ass."
Maturity Reigns
Nathan Mackey would like Radio From Hell to stop discussing Gina's eating habits. According to Nathan, it's old and no longer funny. Of course, Nathan expects that Kerry, Bill, and Gina will do exactly the opposite, "which is very mature of you." Sounds great. Thanks for listening.
Gina's habits have changed since she met Joe. Not a lot, but sum. Whilst driving to Tooele (which is much farther than she remembers), she was listening to an old "Best of Radio From Hell" that described a trip with Joe to Portland, OR. That was where Gina had her first hummus. Now she eats hummus whenever Joe makes her.
Joe was driving Festus and a friend home from School when the two boys began discussing what they were going to give up for Lent. Festus suggested that he should give up McDonald's cheeseburgers. Joe posited that it shouldn't be that hard since he doesn't have them very often. Until that moment, Joe was blissfully unaware that Gina and Festus stopped by the McDonald's nearly day for drinks, fries, and a cheeseburger.
The Weakness of the Youth
On the Friday before Valentine's Day, F.O.P Nathan called in to Margaret Ruth. His girlfriend/fiance had been pressuring him to engage in intercourse with her. They had done it before, but had dutifully gone to the bishop and were told that they needed to repent and abstain for six-months before they could even consider a temple wedding. Unfortunately, chalk one up for The Dark Lord; Nathan and his girlfriend slipped. Since then, Nathan has found himself (and his factory) empty inside. He's been weeping a lot at sappy songs or movies. Bill suggests that they just try again. Bill didn't just quit smoking in one try. Richie suggests that they get married ASAP then get sealed in the temple after a year. For some members of the LDS church, however, that is a real kick in the groin to their humility.
Boners (brought to you by salmon)
1. "Bill O'Reilly Knows you Hate Obama Because You Love Him": In a televised rant, Bill O'Reilly used the ratings of the Fox News Channel to conclude that the majority of Americans do not support the policies of Barack Obama.
2. "That Smell is a Violation Too": After having seven tickets issued to an illegally parked car, authorities finally noticed a corpse in the back of the car. Neighbors called to complain about an ill odor surrounding the vehicle, which led police to finally perform more than a cursory investigation.
3. "I Can't Let The Baby Go Hungry ": Ohio resident Genine Compton has been arrested after receiving a tip that the woman was seen breast feeding her baby, whilst talking on a mobile telephone, and driving her car. When confronted, the woman admitted to breast-feeding the baby but defended her actions by saying she would not let her child go hungry.
The breast-feeding-cell-talking-car-driving mother is Boner of the Day.
Bill Frost
The local girl on The Bus of Syphillis has gone out in an drunken blaze of skanky glory. 24 has Jaenene Garafelo. Holly Hunter is still losing weight on Saving Grace, despite all of the scenery she is chewing. Ax Men is a reality show detailing the secret lives of Lumberjacks. They're ok. The sleep all night and they work all day. They cut down trees, they skip and jump, they like to press wild flowers. They put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars. And they one day, they'll take on the Ice Road Truckers in a WWE Raw Special Event. Reaper is back on Tuesday on the CW. Burn Notice finishes it's season and will be back for another. In the meantime, Gabriel Anwar will star in The Scent of a Body Snatcher. The chemistry teacher turned meth-producer is back in Breaking Bad. The good looking lesbians finale on The L-Word.
Neglected News
Rhianna still likes Mr. Brown, but next time he better put some stank on it. Kanye was dissin' on the Radio Head because Radio Head be snubbin' on Kanye at the Grammy's. Jimmy Fallon will snicker though his interview with Robert DeNiro. Bru Swillis dropped out.
Episode #5124
Days until contract expiration: 395
All the People Who Died, Died
Paul Harvey, legendary broadcaster and unyeilding fascist, passed away at the age of 90. Bill remembers going to work with his father and, at noon, stopping to eat lunch out of his Aladdin Stanley lunch bucket. Bill had milk, his father had Postum. Paul was one of a kind, and original, and he will be missed.
Secret Smells
The air-conditioner is running over time in an attempt to fumigate the weekend of 'eewwww.' Bill remarked that the studio had the smell of hair gel, sex, and ass.
Unforgettable Quote
"It's kind of a combination of different smells; hair gel, sex and ass."
Maturity Reigns
Nathan Mackey would like Radio From Hell to stop discussing Gina's eating habits. According to Nathan, it's old and no longer funny. Of course, Nathan expects that Kerry, Bill, and Gina will do exactly the opposite, "which is very mature of you." Sounds great. Thanks for listening.
Gina's habits have changed since she met Joe. Not a lot, but sum. Whilst driving to Tooele (which is much farther than she remembers), she was listening to an old "Best of Radio From Hell" that described a trip with Joe to Portland, OR. That was where Gina had her first hummus. Now she eats hummus whenever Joe makes her.
Joe was driving Festus and a friend home from School when the two boys began discussing what they were going to give up for Lent. Festus suggested that he should give up McDonald's cheeseburgers. Joe posited that it shouldn't be that hard since he doesn't have them very often. Until that moment, Joe was blissfully unaware that Gina and Festus stopped by the McDonald's nearly day for drinks, fries, and a cheeseburger.
The Weakness of the Youth
On the Friday before Valentine's Day, F.O.P Nathan called in to Margaret Ruth. His girlfriend/fiance had been pressuring him to engage in intercourse with her. They had done it before, but had dutifully gone to the bishop and were told that they needed to repent and abstain for six-months before they could even consider a temple wedding. Unfortunately, chalk one up for The Dark Lord; Nathan and his girlfriend slipped. Since then, Nathan has found himself (and his factory) empty inside. He's been weeping a lot at sappy songs or movies. Bill suggests that they just try again. Bill didn't just quit smoking in one try. Richie suggests that they get married ASAP then get sealed in the temple after a year. For some members of the LDS church, however, that is a real kick in the groin to their humility.
Boners (brought to you by salmon)
1. "Bill O'Reilly Knows you Hate Obama Because You Love Him": In a televised rant, Bill O'Reilly used the ratings of the Fox News Channel to conclude that the majority of Americans do not support the policies of Barack Obama.
2. "That Smell is a Violation Too": After having seven tickets issued to an illegally parked car, authorities finally noticed a corpse in the back of the car. Neighbors called to complain about an ill odor surrounding the vehicle, which led police to finally perform more than a cursory investigation.
3. "I Can't Let The Baby Go Hungry ": Ohio resident Genine Compton has been arrested after receiving a tip that the woman was seen breast feeding her baby, whilst talking on a mobile telephone, and driving her car. When confronted, the woman admitted to breast-feeding the baby but defended her actions by saying she would not let her child go hungry.
The breast-feeding-cell-talking-car-driving mother is Boner of the Day.
Bill Frost
The local girl on The Bus of Syphillis has gone out in an drunken blaze of skanky glory. 24 has Jaenene Garafelo. Holly Hunter is still losing weight on Saving Grace, despite all of the scenery she is chewing. Ax Men is a reality show detailing the secret lives of Lumberjacks. They're ok. The sleep all night and they work all day. They cut down trees, they skip and jump, they like to press wild flowers. They put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars. And they one day, they'll take on the Ice Road Truckers in a WWE Raw Special Event. Reaper is back on Tuesday on the CW. Burn Notice finishes it's season and will be back for another. In the meantime, Gabriel Anwar will star in The Scent of a Body Snatcher. The chemistry teacher turned meth-producer is back in Breaking Bad. The good looking lesbians finale on The L-Word.
Neglected News
Rhianna still likes Mr. Brown, but next time he better put some stank on it. Kanye was dissin' on the Radio Head because Radio Head be snubbin' on Kanye at the Grammy's. Jimmy Fallon will snicker though his interview with Robert DeNiro. Bru Swillis dropped out.
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