Episode #4941
Opening Song
“Pressure Drop” - The Specials
Blissfully Ignorant
Intern Too-Tall Tony is so blissfully un-self-aware that his wearing a “Vote for Pedro” t-shirt. Richie believes that Tony chose to wear the Thing That Must Go because he's from Cedar City. Richie believes that Cedar City is three-years behind the times. Bill dosn't agree. Them Californicators drop off infuence on their way through Utah.
XILF
Kerry, Bill, and Gina have to design t-shirts for the upcoming re-re-re-re-re-launch of X-Mart. Bill's will be a black t-shirt that reads, “B.I.L.F.” Richie's will be “R.M.I.L.M.O.W”, “Return Missionary I'd Like to Make Out With.” Kerry suggests that he change it to, “R.M.I.L.F.F.T.A.A.E.”, “Returned Missionary I'd Like to F**k For Time And All Eternity.”
Blogging About Blogging
On their blogs, Gina and Richie both blogged about blogging. Bill can think of nothing more useless than blogging about blogging. Gina's blog was an entry about, “Blogging is Hard.” Richie's was “Blogging is Fun.” Kerry and Bill don't blog just to blog; they blog when they have something to say.
Boners
1. “He Ripped My Leg Off”: A man who claimed he was “possessed” ripped off the prosthetic leg and pants from his estranged wife. An officer stopped by a BMW SUV that seemed o be experiencing a disturbance. When he confronted the 29-year-old woman, she claimed, “He ripped my leg off.”
2. “I'm....I'm Sorry.”: A Colorado District Attorney apologized after being caught on hidden camera drinking and driving. Video footage showed John Newsome drinking three 20-ounce beers and an additional 10-ounce beer in less than two-hours during work hours. Newsome then got into his car and drove back to his office. Less than an hour later, Newsome joined an assistant district attorney at another bar and drank an additional four-pints before driving himself home.
3. “I'm High on Jury Duty”: A prospective juror on a trial for marijuana possession was caught smoking a marijuana cigarette during a break in the proceedings.
The Colorado district attorney is Boner of the Day.
Boner of the Week
Without fanfare, Dave “Survived a Car Accident” Matson chose “I Will Too Shoot Her” as Boner of the Week.
Opening Song
“Pressure Drop” - The Specials
Blissfully Ignorant
Intern Too-Tall Tony is so blissfully un-self-aware that his wearing a “Vote for Pedro” t-shirt. Richie believes that Tony chose to wear the Thing That Must Go because he's from Cedar City. Richie believes that Cedar City is three-years behind the times. Bill dosn't agree. Them Californicators drop off infuence on their way through Utah.
XILF
Kerry, Bill, and Gina have to design t-shirts for the upcoming re-re-re-re-re-launch of X-Mart. Bill's will be a black t-shirt that reads, “B.I.L.F.” Richie's will be “R.M.I.L.M.O.W”, “Return Missionary I'd Like to Make Out With.” Kerry suggests that he change it to, “R.M.I.L.F.F.T.A.A.E.”, “Returned Missionary I'd Like to F**k For Time And All Eternity.”
Blogging About Blogging
On their blogs, Gina and Richie both blogged about blogging. Bill can think of nothing more useless than blogging about blogging. Gina's blog was an entry about, “Blogging is Hard.” Richie's was “Blogging is Fun.” Kerry and Bill don't blog just to blog; they blog when they have something to say.
Boners
1. “He Ripped My Leg Off”: A man who claimed he was “possessed” ripped off the prosthetic leg and pants from his estranged wife. An officer stopped by a BMW SUV that seemed o be experiencing a disturbance. When he confronted the 29-year-old woman, she claimed, “He ripped my leg off.”
2. “I'm....I'm Sorry.”: A Colorado District Attorney apologized after being caught on hidden camera drinking and driving. Video footage showed John Newsome drinking three 20-ounce beers and an additional 10-ounce beer in less than two-hours during work hours. Newsome then got into his car and drove back to his office. Less than an hour later, Newsome joined an assistant district attorney at another bar and drank an additional four-pints before driving himself home.
3. “I'm High on Jury Duty”: A prospective juror on a trial for marijuana possession was caught smoking a marijuana cigarette during a break in the proceedings.
The Colorado district attorney is Boner of the Day.
Boner of the Week
Without fanfare, Dave “Survived a Car Accident” Matson chose “I Will Too Shoot Her” as Boner of the Week.
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