Episode #5187
Days until contract expiration: 307
The X96 Maverick Big-Ass Show
Besides the airborne toxic event known as mosquitoes, Gina's primary concern was that she didn't want to lose her good parking spot. It was "right there." She didn't have to walk at all. Gina loves a good parking spot. She always drives around to the first row of parking stalls just to make sure there are no empties before using ever-expanding circles around the parking lot to find the stall nearest to the door. When going to a store with two entrances, she consults her mental map of the store to find out which side of the store she'll be using and parks nearer to that side. Gina feels that it's efficient. Kerry and Bill disagree. In fact, they have no idea why the environmentally aware, Joe, would have married such a polluting person. The reason, apparently can be found in the phrase, "I'm knocking at your back door, baby."
Boners
1. "This is 2009 Isn't It?": A South-African actress walked off the set of a play when the director insisted that she a fellow cast member, who was black man. Carolyn Forword claimed that repeated kisses were unsuitable for the play and "unhygienic."
2. "I Think He May Need Some Anger Management": An Ohio Highway Patrol officer pulled over an EMT driving an ambulance after the ambulance failed to yield to the oncoming highway patrol cruiser. The ambulance was transporting a patient suffering from heat exhaustion to the hospital. The driver of the ambulance was pulled out of the car and, in one cell-phone captured photograph, appeared to have been choked by one of the troopers.
3. "I Wanted to be The Cool Dad": A West Valley man was arrested after police discovered that the was growing marijuana with his teenage son. Joseph Feichko told police that he was growing the illegal narcotic with his son so that he would be considered a "cool dad."
The over-zealous highway patrol officers are Boners of the Day.
Gina's Contributions (according to Bill)
Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint.
Re-runs
During the hours of 5-6am, Richie usually replays the 9:00am hour from the day before. Gina was concerned that he shouldn't play back the 9:00am hour from today on Monday because it would be too full of X96 Maverick Big Ass Show references. Kerry suggested that Gina show up at the studio early so that she and Richie could rehearse their new show, "Cougar and The Ginger."
Inane Comment
Gina is making Bill's head hurt. Off-the-air, Richie asked Gina if she had ever tried smoking. Gina replied that she had not. When pressed, Gina admitted that she was "mostly Mormon." That's good to know. The trip to the Oquirrh Hills temple should be very effective for Richie's cause.
Boner of the Week
Dave "The Flower Guy" Matson chose today's Boner as Boner of the Week.
Days until contract expiration: 307
The X96 Maverick Big-Ass Show
Besides the airborne toxic event known as mosquitoes, Gina's primary concern was that she didn't want to lose her good parking spot. It was "right there." She didn't have to walk at all. Gina loves a good parking spot. She always drives around to the first row of parking stalls just to make sure there are no empties before using ever-expanding circles around the parking lot to find the stall nearest to the door. When going to a store with two entrances, she consults her mental map of the store to find out which side of the store she'll be using and parks nearer to that side. Gina feels that it's efficient. Kerry and Bill disagree. In fact, they have no idea why the environmentally aware, Joe, would have married such a polluting person. The reason, apparently can be found in the phrase, "I'm knocking at your back door, baby."
Boners
1. "This is 2009 Isn't It?": A South-African actress walked off the set of a play when the director insisted that she a fellow cast member, who was black man. Carolyn Forword claimed that repeated kisses were unsuitable for the play and "unhygienic."
2. "I Think He May Need Some Anger Management": An Ohio Highway Patrol officer pulled over an EMT driving an ambulance after the ambulance failed to yield to the oncoming highway patrol cruiser. The ambulance was transporting a patient suffering from heat exhaustion to the hospital. The driver of the ambulance was pulled out of the car and, in one cell-phone captured photograph, appeared to have been choked by one of the troopers.
3. "I Wanted to be The Cool Dad": A West Valley man was arrested after police discovered that the was growing marijuana with his teenage son. Joseph Feichko told police that he was growing the illegal narcotic with his son so that he would be considered a "cool dad."
The over-zealous highway patrol officers are Boners of the Day.
Gina's Contributions (according to Bill)
Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint. Inane comment. Inane comment. Inane comment. Complaint.
Re-runs
During the hours of 5-6am, Richie usually replays the 9:00am hour from the day before. Gina was concerned that he shouldn't play back the 9:00am hour from today on Monday because it would be too full of X96 Maverick Big Ass Show references. Kerry suggested that Gina show up at the studio early so that she and Richie could rehearse their new show, "Cougar and The Ginger."
Inane Comment
Gina is making Bill's head hurt. Off-the-air, Richie asked Gina if she had ever tried smoking. Gina replied that she had not. When pressed, Gina admitted that she was "mostly Mormon." That's good to know. The trip to the Oquirrh Hills temple should be very effective for Richie's cause.
Boner of the Week
Dave "The Flower Guy" Matson chose today's Boner as Boner of the Week.
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