Opening Song
“When Worlds Collide” - Powerman 5000

When Worlds Collide
Bill might be odd. He still just really likes a lot of the music that the station plays. He can't really envision being even 80-years-old not liking the “HEY! HEY! HEY!” of Powerman 5000. He's not like The-Station-Near-The-Middle, which stopped liking new music with Depeche Mode. Not Bill. He has a real affinity for rock music.

The Office
Until recently, Richie hadn't really seen much of The Office. Richie's gifted girlfriend, Booster, made him watch a couple of episodes. He particularly liked the episode in which Michael Scott plans a diversity day. Bill thinks that Richie shares a number of qualities with Michael Scott; he can be sensitive, he loves to plan events, and he loves improve. Michael is much more likeable than his British counterpart, David Brent. Still, Kerry has a great affinity for the British version.

Boners (brought to you by turkey burgers, asparagus, and oven fries)
1. “Beautiful Temple Clothes”: In an extraordinary and odd set of circumstances, a strange man managed to separate a developmentally disabled man from his mother at a Deseret Industries. The strange man took the disabled man into a dressing room and put an LDS temple jumpsuit on him. The two then left the dressing room and met the disabled man's mother at the checkout counter. When the mother attempted to remove the clothing, the other man stopped her and told her that he wanted to purchase it for them. The mother and the disabled man had never seen the man before. When police arrived, the man was in the parking lot, wearing his own temple jumpsuit, a trench coat, and a hockey-mask. The man was promptly arrested.

2. “Shock The Mother”: A 40-year-old man was charged with battery after using a taser on his mother. Kenny Chumsky and his friends were drinking and using the stun gun on each other at 2 am. When Kenny's mother entered the garage, he shocked her with the device, causing her to fall and hit her head. She pressed charges and Kenny was arrested.

3. “Want To Go To Work With Daddy?”: A man robbing medical offices was caught on camera along with his 2-to 3-year-old child. The suspect stole medication, laptops, and digital cameras.

The man with the affinity for Temple-garb is Boner of the Day

Boob Practice
Mohamed was not too happy with Gina. As she intends to come back to the studio on Monday, she's been trying to train her udders not to leak during the show, which means she isn't feeding Mohamed for four hours. Mohamed has no affinity for teat-training.

Fecal Fiasco
Gina had to leave the show early due to a feces-related emergency. Apparently Gina was holding Mohamed when he “exploded.” This caused a condition that required both Mother and son to take a bath. Apparently this has happened to Bill in the past. In fact, the “No raisins for the baby” rule originated after a similar event caused by Little Mrs. Bill's enthusiastic affinity for the dried fruit.

Neglected News
Paris can't find a friend, so she's starting a TV show. Whoopie was snubbed by the Oscars. Van Halen cheated on his coke-addicted wife.