Episode #4952
Sign-offs
Boners (brought to you by a python full of ribs)
1. "Come Here You Little Punk": A Florida teacher has quit his job after he was questioned about a video showing him wrestling and slamming a student's head into the ground. The teacher, Stephen Barry, is a former mayor and city council member. Officials say that the video did not show malicious intent, but may have been a lapse in judgment.
2. "I'm Misunderstood & Angry ": A Florida teenager, who was previously convicted of stealing cookie money from a Girl Scout, plead "No Contest" to skipping out on a $28 bill at a local Denny's. Eighteen-year-old Stephanie Woods, who made national headlines after her unrepentant theft of $168 from a girl scout, claimed that her friend was supposed to pay the bill. Ms. Woods apologized to reporters saying, "I take a little bit of responsibility, it's just -- I feel really misunderstood. I just feel really angry."
3. "Mom! Nobody Wants To See You Like That! ": After an argument with her son about walking around the house naked, 73-year-old Bertha McElroy went into her room to retrieve a pistol and shot herself in the finger. "See anything ya like?" "Moles. I gotta lot of moles." "My pancreas exploded!" "Oh...bananas." "Jesus ate babies all the time." "I loves me some smoked venison." "I didn't come from no monkey's butthole."
Boner candidate #3 is Boner of the Day.
Bill Frost
Moment of Truth is back. Gina hates that show. It's stupid. James Lipton plays the Devil who bought Jim Belushi's soul. Sound true to life? According to Jim is still on. Andromeda Strain is four-hours and better than the movie. Michael Criton has enough money. Lost is over. Commander Adama and Colonel Tigh get into a fight. Someone hosts something on MTV. Joe is happy that Ice Road Truckers is back. The Tudors isn't bad, but Anne Boelyn won't make it. Venture Bros. finally reveals the backstory of The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend. The Death Dealers beat up on the nuns.
Quick Summary
Gina had a horrible experience at Oscar's restaurant in Springdale. Gina was in the mood for "taquitos" from Beto's. Oscar's had "flautas", which are usually similar. First, they were confused when she requested no cheese. Second, there was no salad. Third, instead of deep-fried, the "flautas" were simply grilled. Gina was very upset that Oscar's was not Beto's. She should have complained and told the manager that they should make them like Beto's, but Gina couldn't muster the energy. Gina gave Little Bill and Little Mrs. Bill a dangerous candy filled with a real scorpion. Little Bill was very excited! He was going to keep it and show everyone! Then, he was absolutely appalled that Little Mrs. Bill just started eating her sucker. There are two guys fighting with glow-in-the-dark pork swords in the movie Skin Deep. Lindsay is having hot weasel sex with her girlfriend. The Hogan family are all stupid. Mother Hogan is having a boat-boy polish her boat and remove barnacles from her aft.
Gina's Sign-off
"Somebody should do something."
Sign-offs
- "You guys are a unitard away from living the dream" - Rebecca Watson of Skepchick.org
- "If Jesus was Jewish, how did he get a Spanish name?"
Boners (brought to you by a python full of ribs)
1. "Come Here You Little Punk": A Florida teacher has quit his job after he was questioned about a video showing him wrestling and slamming a student's head into the ground. The teacher, Stephen Barry, is a former mayor and city council member. Officials say that the video did not show malicious intent, but may have been a lapse in judgment.
2. "I'm Misunderstood & Angry ": A Florida teenager, who was previously convicted of stealing cookie money from a Girl Scout, plead "No Contest" to skipping out on a $28 bill at a local Denny's. Eighteen-year-old Stephanie Woods, who made national headlines after her unrepentant theft of $168 from a girl scout, claimed that her friend was supposed to pay the bill. Ms. Woods apologized to reporters saying, "I take a little bit of responsibility, it's just -- I feel really misunderstood. I just feel really angry."
3. "Mom! Nobody Wants To See You Like That! ": After an argument with her son about walking around the house naked, 73-year-old Bertha McElroy went into her room to retrieve a pistol and shot herself in the finger. "See anything ya like?" "Moles. I gotta lot of moles." "My pancreas exploded!" "Oh...bananas." "Jesus ate babies all the time." "I loves me some smoked venison." "I didn't come from no monkey's butthole."
Boner candidate #3 is Boner of the Day.
Bill Frost
Moment of Truth is back. Gina hates that show. It's stupid. James Lipton plays the Devil who bought Jim Belushi's soul. Sound true to life? According to Jim is still on. Andromeda Strain is four-hours and better than the movie. Michael Criton has enough money. Lost is over. Commander Adama and Colonel Tigh get into a fight. Someone hosts something on MTV. Joe is happy that Ice Road Truckers is back. The Tudors isn't bad, but Anne Boelyn won't make it. Venture Bros. finally reveals the backstory of The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend. The Death Dealers beat up on the nuns.
Quick Summary
Gina had a horrible experience at Oscar's restaurant in Springdale. Gina was in the mood for "taquitos" from Beto's. Oscar's had "flautas", which are usually similar. First, they were confused when she requested no cheese. Second, there was no salad. Third, instead of deep-fried, the "flautas" were simply grilled. Gina was very upset that Oscar's was not Beto's. She should have complained and told the manager that they should make them like Beto's, but Gina couldn't muster the energy. Gina gave Little Bill and Little Mrs. Bill a dangerous candy filled with a real scorpion. Little Bill was very excited! He was going to keep it and show everyone! Then, he was absolutely appalled that Little Mrs. Bill just started eating her sucker. There are two guys fighting with glow-in-the-dark pork swords in the movie Skin Deep. Lindsay is having hot weasel sex with her girlfriend. The Hogan family are all stupid. Mother Hogan is having a boat-boy polish her boat and remove barnacles from her aft.
Gina's Sign-off
"Somebody should do something."
Leave a comment