Episode #5209
Days until contract expiration: 266
Day 7 of Gina's Morning Meander
Boners (brought to you by fondu)
1. "Damn Stripper Ruins Everything": A North Dakota pastor who was having an affair with a stripper, went to the police after "Bunny" tried to extort money from him.
2. "You See Any Pants!? I Told You I Lost 'Em!": Police charged a man with DWI after he was found driving without any pants. No pants were found in his vehicle. Bernard Chiominto told police that he took off his pants and underwear because he found them to be uncomfortable.
3. "UNO? No, No, No.": A St. Geore woman was charged with kidnapping after she trapped three 11-year-old boys in a tent. The three boys were camping out on the lawn of their apartment building and playing UNO. The woman interrupted the game and told the boys that their parents had told her to watch the boys. The woman took away the UNO game and made the boys play "A Moment of Truth"; an adult card game with sexual questions. When the boys attempted to leave, the woman laid down in front of the tent to block the boys' exit.
The UNO crazy woman is Boner of the Day.
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