Well, because it’s officially summer and nothing says campy like Generation X: The Movie!
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Radio From Hell Blog - July 7th, 2009
Blog listing of the events from the X96 Radio From Hell Show
07 July 2009 @ 06:41 am
07 July 2009 @ 09:00 am
07 July 2009 @ 10:07 pm
Episode #5207
Days until contract expiration: 268
Day 5 of Gina's Morning Meander
Opening Song
"I Want to be a Polygamist" - The Utah County Swillers
Sign-offs
Boners (brought to you by Chinese food)
1. "Little Nip in the Kiddie Pool": At a Maplewood, NJ public pool, a lifeguard scolded a young mother over a loud speaker after she was breast feeding her baby whilst sitting in a wading pool.
2. "It Was Sweet Home Alabama....AGAIN!": One officer has been arrested and two others have resigned after they shot the proprietor of a waffle house with a stun gun. The three claimed to be joking around when the victim played a song on the juke-box that they didn't like.
3. "You Can't Catch Me Cripple!": A man asking for gas money from a man in a wheelchair took the two dollars the man offered, then snatched his wallet, removed the contents, and ran off.
The wallet thief is Boner of the Day.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Yesterday, Richie was injured at clown college. They were trying to invent different ways to carry a person across the floor. Richie threw his passenger up over his shoulder like a sack o' potatoes and strained the middle of his back. To make himself feel better, he went to see a Cubs game and listened to Eric Estrada butcher "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
Gina is Fat
Gina was watching an episode of Orpha Winkey in which she discussed her fluctuating weight. Ms. Winkey then asked herself, "Why?" Bill suggested it was because she couldn't decide weather to marry Steadman or gayle. Ms. Winkey, on the other hand, believes that people are fat because they are "hungry for something." Love, money, power. Something. Orpha? She's hungry for balance. Gina believes all of that is bullsock. Gina is hungry for French Fries. She's "addicted" to them. She eats them almost every day. People are hungry because they eat too much. Bill disagrees. Though that's a perfectly good reason to be fat, some people do eat because the are depressed, or genetically disposed to overeat, or genetically disposed to gain weight. Gina' ain't buying it. They are lying to themselves. Gina is America and Gina is fat because she loves French Fries, hates healthy foods, and feels like crap when she goes to the gym.
Gina's Sign-off
"I love French Fries, Jack."
Days until contract expiration: 268
Day 5 of Gina's Morning Meander
Opening Song
"I Want to be a Polygamist" - The Utah County Swillers
Sign-offs
- "I can't brain today. I have the dumb."
- "Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it."
Boners (brought to you by Chinese food)
1. "Little Nip in the Kiddie Pool": At a Maplewood, NJ public pool, a lifeguard scolded a young mother over a loud speaker after she was breast feeding her baby whilst sitting in a wading pool.
2. "It Was Sweet Home Alabama....AGAIN!": One officer has been arrested and two others have resigned after they shot the proprietor of a waffle house with a stun gun. The three claimed to be joking around when the victim played a song on the juke-box that they didn't like.
3. "You Can't Catch Me Cripple!": A man asking for gas money from a man in a wheelchair took the two dollars the man offered, then snatched his wallet, removed the contents, and ran off.
The wallet thief is Boner of the Day.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Yesterday, Richie was injured at clown college. They were trying to invent different ways to carry a person across the floor. Richie threw his passenger up over his shoulder like a sack o' potatoes and strained the middle of his back. To make himself feel better, he went to see a Cubs game and listened to Eric Estrada butcher "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
Gina is Fat
Gina was watching an episode of Orpha Winkey in which she discussed her fluctuating weight. Ms. Winkey then asked herself, "Why?" Bill suggested it was because she couldn't decide weather to marry Steadman or gayle. Ms. Winkey, on the other hand, believes that people are fat because they are "hungry for something." Love, money, power. Something. Orpha? She's hungry for balance. Gina believes all of that is bullsock. Gina is hungry for French Fries. She's "addicted" to them. She eats them almost every day. People are hungry because they eat too much. Bill disagrees. Though that's a perfectly good reason to be fat, some people do eat because the are depressed, or genetically disposed to overeat, or genetically disposed to gain weight. Gina' ain't buying it. They are lying to themselves. Gina is America and Gina is fat because she loves French Fries, hates healthy foods, and feels like crap when she goes to the gym.
Gina's Sign-off
"I love French Fries, Jack."