02 August 2006 @ 04:57 pm
Radio From Hell Drinking Game  

(Author's Note:  The following is intended for the entertainment of mature audiences.  It is not recommended that anyone participate in this game or any derivative thereof.)

Take 1 Drink When

  • Kerry and Bill criticize Gina's eating habits

  • Gina says, "I like it the way I like it."

  • Bill angrily pounds on the desk.

  • Kerry indicates that he had been drinking the night before.

  • Gina completely de-rails a story.

  • "Nancy Grace" calls or e-mails the show.

  • Joe makes Gina eat something healthy.

  • The sign-off was sent in by Atropos.

  • Kerry finds a new "favorite" show on Adult Swim

  • Lionel Elgin is fired.

  • Gina swoons over Joe's good looks.

Take 2 Drinks When

  • Larry Flynt, Roy Horn, or Christopher Walken calls in.

  • William Shatner wishes an F.O.P a happy birthday.

  • Bill runs across something odd whilst riding his bike.

  • President G.W. Bush or Halliburton is a Boner Nominee (take another if they win).

  • Gina explains how she likes to top her pancakes.

  • Festus is playing in another inappropriate-for-children rock concert.

  • Kerry gets excited about full-length urinal dividers.

  • A Thing That Must Go involves a 14 year old yelling about "Mexicans".

  • Punk gives a movie more than 3 Prozacs.

  • Kyle kills himself again.

Take 3 Drinks When

  • Kerry goes to Las Vegas.

  • Señor Poopie-Pants calls in to woo Gina.

  • Little Bill is referred to as Martin Prince of The Simpsons.

  • Festus is referred to as Milhouse of The Simpsons.

  • Gina refers to Chainsaw Guy as her favorite radio character.

  • Sir Legrand Olivier performs a new piece.

  • Chuck Heston has a new mini-disaster movie.

  • Chainsaw Guy gives love advice.

  • Kyle imitates David Blaine.

  • Little Mrs. Bill is fed raisins.

  • Bill refers to Ogden girls as "a little slutty."

  • An F.O.P complains about the lack of Space Elder episodes.

Do A Shot When

  • Gina uses a bidet.

  • Bill tells his Halloween stories.

  • Kerry refers to his missing testicle.

  • Gina runs a race or engages is otherwise uncharacteristic physical activity (mountain biking, dirt walking, rock climbing, etc.).

  • Bill finds a shopping cart or dead body in the Jordan River.

  • Artie (Kerry's dog) is in the studio.

  • There is a live studio audience for The Radio From Hell Show (take another if they play The Family Feud).

  • Kerry or Bill make Gina squeal with fear or disgust.

Finish the Bottle When

  • Bill is involved in an incident which results in the removal of his underwear at a funeral.

  • Kerry becomes lost in the woods trying to find a bathroom.

  • Gina eats a soft-shelled crab.


If you have suggestions for additions or modifications, feel free to post in the comments.
 
 
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(Anonymous) on August 3rd, 2006 01:47 pm (UTC)
final chapter of the drinking game
since this would be a dream come true and clearly the be-all end-all let's just skip the drinks and kick this game up a notch.....

Do a six-inch line of coke/smoke a marble-sized rock of crack (we'll allow for personal preference now won't we?) WHEN.....

Kerry and Sean Hannity square off in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon and Kerry delivers a viscious head-butt to Mr. Hannity's nose splattering blood all over the fabled canvas....

Note: This may never happen but you know Kerry will dream about this tonight.....
(Anonymous) on August 3rd, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
Revisions
Take a Drink when:

*When Kerry's Wife Sue says Bill is on crack
*When Kerry gets a text
*When Sue makes fun of Kerry
*When someone (or Kerry)refers to Kerry as a nerd
*When the RFH show is transformed to the Geek Show
*When Bill changes the names of a celebrity
*When Bill talks about Lil' Bill's love of science
*When Gina talks about how darn cute Jonesie is
*When someone rebukes the RFH program for exercising the 1st amendment
*When Atropos finds/does anything for Kerry, Bill, and Gina
*When Gina uses the radio to do find someone who will do something she doens't want to do
(Anonymous) on August 3rd, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Revisions
A drink whenever someone sends a hate email.
kylee_d on August 3rd, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC)
oh boy. We'd all be hammered. I say we do it!
(Anonymous) on August 3rd, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
The more sophisticated RHF drinking game
Radio from Hell, Drinking game! Put Drinking back into the RFH drinking game.

While the official version is fun, it can lead to severe intoxication in the 4-hour time frame of the show. This version is for slightly older F.O.P.s, with a bit more sophisticated tastes. Remember, do not try this at home, only trained stunt professionals were subjected to this.

Begin the game with each participant having, one favorite cocktail of their choice (go fairly simple, you will have several of these in an average show), one glass of Chardonnay, and one shot of Bourbon. Beverages need to be refilled when less than 25% full.

Take one drink of your favorite cocktail, when:

Kerry describes the ingredients of an Adult beverage.
Bill talks about drinking alcohol while camping.
Kerry or Gina makes up a new band name.
Kerry talks about an amusement park ride and alcohol in the same story.
Any time Bill talks about an experience in a Utah state liquor store.
Any time the 6 am song is by a Ska band.
Any time Kerry has computer issues.
Anytime Kerry speaks of a Starwars or Startrek character by their character name. (Ignore this if the show is Geek Chat).
Bill has something for dinner that is made with alcohol.
Bill or Kerry talk about breasts.
Bill says “don’t you know who I am”, other than the sign off.

Finish half your remaining main beverage anytime that:

Bill discusses traveling through Cedar city.
Kerry mentions the eagle forum.
Gina talks about her remotes in Provo or Orem.
A news item talks about an elected public official or celebrity being arrested for alleged driving while intoxicated.
Kerry drinks beer.
Bill talks about public drinking in Ogden.
Kerry says that they are action figures and not "dolls".
Kerry has a million dollar “idea”.
When monkeys and alcohol are used in the same conversation.

Add a side car of alcohol to your main beverage, anytime that:

One of the boner candidates has a root issue with a “Drinking Buddy”.
Kerry plays a drunken recording of himself.
Gina witnesses a felony in progress or finds an empty alcohol bottle on her property, in the “hood”.
Bill has a non-domesticated animal in his basement.
Kerry talks about Porterhouse.

Take one drink of the wine, anytime that:

Gina gets her specially ordered food incorrectly prepared.
Gina eats any food item that was fried.
Gina talks about the songs, band members, or mentions “Kiss”.
Gina talks about underwear in any form.
Gina eats something outside her comfort zone.
Gina says Ipod.

Drink the shot of Bourbon, anytime that:

Bill has Salade Nicoise for a meal.
Bill sees a dead “anything” during a bicycle ride.
Kerry mentions Makers Mark.
Bill uses an adjective with more than 7 letters in it.
(Anonymous) on August 4th, 2006 08:03 pm (UTC)
Take a drink when...
Gina talks about something she "JUST HAS TO DO" because the sainted Marie Claire guilts her into it.
(Anonymous) on August 6th, 2006 03:22 am (UTC)
Do a shot when:
Our good friend Mariann Gibson of the Nephi Times News sends in a Miss (enter town name) competition.
Do another shot if who you pick wins.


(Anonymous) on November 14th, 2006 10:02 pm (UTC)
Additions to Drinking Game
Take one shot for every time Gina utters the words, "You Don't Know!"

Take two every time Bill and/or Kerry repeat Gina's Phrase, "You Don't know!"

Drink a bottle if Kerry or Bill repeat the phrase in a parrot-like voice.
(Anonymous) on February 8th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
Addition
Take a drink whenever anyone on the show says: "(Like) I'm the ONLY one!"
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